MOVIE REVIEW … TWILIGHT - ECLIPSE

MOVIE REVIEW …

TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE

Ask a die-hard Twilight fan what they think of the series and they’ll say it’s the best thing since sliced bread.  Ask a less blinkered viewer and you may receive an answer loaded with ambivalence.  No two opinions are the same, although both hold no sway when it comes to its fanatical following.  Millions will see it no matter its quality, even if its’ terribly old fashioned ideals see it fade into the ether of antiquity.  Serving up another helping of forlorn looks and shirtless heart-throbs, Twilight: Eclipse often resembles a Goth version of one of Barbara Cartland’s over-ripe romantic pot-boilers.

Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) has a decision to make.  Although attracted to Jacob (Taylor Lautner), a member of a werewolf clan, she still passionately loves vampire Edward (Robert Pattinson).  Smitten with the blood-sucker, she must choose to join his clan by becoming just like him.  With this potential for rivalry between werewolf and vampire, amongst the fray enters Victoria (Bryce Dallas Howard), a vampire with black vengeance on her mind.  Creating trouble and vowing to kill Bella, Victoria’s machinations lead to a surprising alliance where the battle for hearts and minds equals the passion raging between the star-crossed lovers.

“A latter day Mills & Boon”, “another Romeo and Juliet” – both quotes wouldn’t look out of place in describing this series.  Borrowing heavily from the old love triangle romances which have given life to stories for centuries, the Twilight franchise has made a bucket of cash out of ancient ideas.  Eclipse isn’t any different with its crude contrivances endlessly highlighting the angst between Bella, Edward and Jacob.  Making this rather boring angle interesting is David Slade’s direction.  Gamely attempting to bring a fresh, humorous slant with this third entry, Slade almost succeeds in generating some tension from its screenplay.  His exploration of familial backgrounds gives weight to the simple narrative plus some action scenes enliven an otherwise pedestrian outing.

It’s incredible how the leads have turned into cult icons, as their performances are appallingly lifeless.  No passion or genuine emotion is shown with a stilted dialogue delivery which would be unacceptable elsewhere.  Admittedly they all look very pretty as the vampire/werewolf pack pout in their designer clothes but their limited range prevents any investment into their characters.  Hardly any surprise as Eclipse’s overall stab at characterisation is thrown away in a bid to push the story to its over-drawn conclusion.  Unfortunately its cliff-hanger elements leave events for the next instalment, where in reality this five film series could easily have been compacted into two potentially more exciting movies. 

Twilight: Eclipse once again proves you can make the most vanilla of franchises look like a feast.  Whilst its action sequences and additions to the mythology are interesting, the rest is a feeble plod through a catalogue of romantic clichés.    It should suffice for long-time fans although others should be warned that once this series ends another will take its place to capture the minds of teens in search of new stars to worship.

Movie Review Rating  4  /  10

Movie Review by Patrick Moore

Twilight: Eclipse released in Australia on Thursday 1st July 2010.

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