Sunday, October 31, 2010

JOKES FOR HALLOWEEN

 

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What do you call a skeleton that won’t work? Answer: Lazy bones

  1. Where do spooks water ski? Answer: On Lake Erie
  2. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? Answer: No, they eat the fingers separately.
  3. Who was the most famous French skeleton? Answer: Napoleon Bone-apart
  4. What does a witch ask for at a hotel? Answer: Broom service
  5. Who has webbed feet and fangs? Answer: Count Quackula
  6. Where do baby ghosts do during the day? Answer: Dayscare centres
  7. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Answer: Spare ribs
  8. Why didn’t the ghost go to the Halloween party? Answer: Because he didn’t have any body to go with him.
  9. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? Answer: Because they’re so wrapped up in themselves.

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