What do you call a skeleton that won’t work? Answer: Lazy bones
- Where do spooks water ski? Answer: On Lake Erie
- Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? Answer: No, they eat the fingers separately.
- Who was the most famous French skeleton? Answer: Napoleon Bone-apart
- What does a witch ask for at a hotel? Answer: Broom service
- Who has webbed feet and fangs? Answer: Count Quackula
- Where do baby ghosts do during the day? Answer: Dayscare centres
- What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Answer: Spare ribs
- Why didn’t the ghost go to the Halloween party? Answer: Because he didn’t have any body to go with him.
- Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? Answer: Because they’re so wrapped up in themselves.
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