Thursday, March 17, 2011

DOG PROPERTY LAWS

 

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These laws are expected to be innately known by all dog owners. But alas, somehow when they have graduated from doggie school, the owners still  appear to have failed in comprehending and practising these laws.

1 . If I like it, it’s mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.

8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it’s broken, it’s yours.

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