MORE BUMPER WISDOM 8

 

• The pants were very sad. They were depressed.
• The former ruler of Russia and his wife were called Tsar and Tsarina, so clearly their children were Tsardines.
• He thought the formula for water was H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O, H-to-O.
• Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the road? One of them was assaulted.
• It's bad luck to be superstitious.
• Radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives.