Monday, April 25, 2011

CHURCH BULLETIN QUOTATIONS

 

Church Bulletins often typed in a hurry as the weekend approaches have always been a source of humour. Read and enjoy what the typist never intended.

  • ”The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'"
  • "Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones."
  • "Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children."
  • "The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment, and gracious hostility."
  • "The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon."

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