Tuesday, April 5, 2011

DO YOU KNOW THESE PASSENGER TYPES?

 

plane passengers

On those flights where you just want to relax and arrive at your designated destination with out any major hassles there are always other passengers who just somehow seem to annoy you.

Here are some passenger types:

1. The Cougher. On an airplane, there is nothing worse than a person who is sure to pass on a highly contagious disease.

2. The Weirdo With the Germ Mask. – no matter what the season they still insist on wearing those medical masks.

3. The Stinker. Someone who needs soap and deodorant.

4. The Kids. There are always just some who cry, whinge. Complain, cry, whinge, complain .. all the way!

5. The Flirt. Always trying to enrol new members into his/her’s flirting circle.

6. The Eater. Searching the carryon luggage for nibbles and in some instances major feeds! And if the airline serves food mid-flight, the Eater is always in the window seat and disruption becomes your burden to bear.

7. The Talker. Who never seems to care what the neighbour is in the mood for at all.

8. The “No One Else on the Plane but Me!”. - the one who reclines his seat all the way back the moment he is able to, who steals the armrest and is rude to flight attendants and huffs and puffs if you need to use the restroom.

9. The Sleeper. No matter what happens they sleep! Even if you need to pass them to go to the onboard toilets which are always at the other end of the plane.

10. The Nervous Wreck. That person who thinks every tiny bump means that the plane is going down. The one who tries to befriend the flight attendants so that in case of an emergency, they feel special pity for her. The one who sits hyperventilating the whole time and bolts the second the flight lands. The one who makes flying miserable for everyone around her.

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