The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car That Goes Faster Than the Speed of Light
20. | Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am! |
19. | Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green. |
18. | Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states. |
17. | Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song. |
16. | Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool. |
15. | No one can see you pick your nose while you drive. |
14. | Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792. |
13. | LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds. |
12. | You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black hole driving home from work. |
11. | You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear horizontal stripes. |
10. | That deer in your headlights is actually behind you. |
9. | Kid from Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose a limb if he tries to duck through back seat. |
8. | Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics. |
7. | Bugs never see you comin'. |
6 | You can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen. |
5. | Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!" |
4. | Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough to not arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley. |
3. | License plate: "Me=mc2" |
2. | Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat -- they land in last week! |
1. | Chicks dig it. |
No comments:
Post a Comment