Monday, May 2, 2011

CHURCH BULLETIN QUOTATIONS

 

Church Bulletins often typed in a hurry as the weekend approaches have always been a source of humour. Read and enjoy what the typist never intended.

  • "The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday."
  • "Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch."
  • "Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered."
  • "Women's S.E.W. (Stitching and Encouraging Women)"
  • "He came down and saved my soup."

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