Sunday, May 1, 2011

MORE BUMPER WISDOM

 

  • Famous last words: Don't worry, it's not loaded.
  • Famous last words: What happens if you touch these two wires tog—
  • Everything I need to know I got from watching Gilligan's Island.
  • It doesn't matter how hard you've studied; the material won't be on the exam anyway.
  • If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
  • Reality is a figment of your imagination.
  • Life is just one of those things.

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