SIGNS IN CAFES AND THE LIKES

 

You feel the need to a coffee or a meal. Spot a cafe, restaurant that you think may be bale to satisfy that inner need. Walk up to the doors and there on the windows are some classic signs. You read them and then wonder what they really meant to say ….

 

• "Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays." -- On the bottom of a pizza parlour's take-out menu.
• "Parking for drive-through customers only." -- A sign at a McDonald's .
• "We are Handicapped - Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you." -- A notice in a restaurant.
• "Eat Here - Get Gas" -- A sign at a gas station.
• "Hot drinks to take out or sit in." -- A sign on a cafe.
• "You can't beat our meat!" -- A sign on a restaurant, now closed.
• "Our Infamous Steaks" -- A sign at a restaurant.
• "Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1" -- A sign at a McDonald's.
• "NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS." -- A sign at a Cafe.
• "Please consume all food on premises." -- A sign at a restaurant.