Tuesday, May 17, 2011

SOME USEFUL CONDESCENDING PHRASES

 

These humorous cuts were originally listed as useful phrases to use around work but could be used anywhere to bring heated discussions to an abrupt end.

  • Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
  • The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
  • I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
  • Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  • I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
  • I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
  • What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

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