Monday, May 30, 2011

SOME USEFUL CONDESCENDING PHRASES

 

These humorous cuts were originally listed as useful phrases to use around work but could be used anywhere to bring heated discussions to an abrupt end.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

No, my powers can only be used for good.

How about never? Is never good for you?

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