Tuesday, June 21, 2011

FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

 

 

    • The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
    • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
    • Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
    • Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
    • Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
    • Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
    • If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

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