- On a Rabbit convertible: "I'm not a brat. Am not, am not, am not!"
- Dyslexics poets write inverse.
- My car is a status symbol. The symbol of me being poor!
- I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can diet.
- I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?
- Where am I going? And why am I in a handbasket?
- My next car is a Bentley*. [* conditions apply]
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