Thursday, June 2, 2011

ODD DEFINITIONS

 

Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.

Barbecue: A line of people waiting for a haircut.

Beauty Parlour: A place where women curl up and dye.

Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

Boycott: Somewhere to keep male babies.

Bouyant: A male insect

Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

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