OVERHEARD IN CAFES

 

Faced with a line of eager customers all feeling the need for food, many an hilarious one liner can be heard. Whether from the waiter who is just waiting for that break from the constant order barrage or from the customer just wanting the product, a laugh is always possible!

 

• "Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" -- Asked of a waitress.
• "Just the chicken." -- The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy products in a soup.
• "Would you like cream and sugar with that?" -- Asked by a waitress when a customer specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a breakfast meal.
• "Do you want cheese on that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered a plain cheeseburger.
• "You want fries with that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover.
• "Do you want onions on that?" -- A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk shake and a large cola.
• "Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?"
• "Do you get rice with your fried rice?"
• "I'm sorry, we only have six inch and foot long subs." -- A waitress, when asked for a 12 inch sub.
• "Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?" -- A waitress.
• "Which of these coffees did you want with cream and sugar?" -- Asked of a customer who had ordered two coffees, one with cream and sugar and one without.