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During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
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All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
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All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
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Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
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A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
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Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
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If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
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