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Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
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Wearing a vest or stripping to the waist can make a man invulnerable to bullets.
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If you find yourself caught up in a misunderstanding that could be cleared up quickly with a simple explanation, for goodness sake, keep your mouth shut.
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Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
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A cough is usually the sign of a terminal illness.
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All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
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When in love, it is customary to burst into song.
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When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.
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