Sunday, July 10, 2011

FOR LEXOPHILES

LOVERS OF WORDS:

 

    • Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
    • I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
    • A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
    • A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
    • The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
    • When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
    • Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.

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