Tuesday, July 5, 2011

OVERHEARD IN CAFES

 

Faced with a line of eager customers all feeling the need for food, many an hilarious one liner can be heard. Whether from the waiter who is just waiting for that break from the constant order barrage or from the customer just wanting the product, a laugh is always possible

  • "Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?"
  • "Would you like the sale price?" -- A fast food worker, asking how a customer would like to pay for his order of two special sandwiches.
  • "That's not an animal. It's a mammal." -- Cafeteria worker serving shrimp at a public high school.
  • "Does your ice cream contain dairy products?" -- A customer at the drive-through of a fast food restaurant.
  • "Excuse me. These ham and cheese rolls -- do they have ham in them?" -- A customer at a bakery cafe.
  • "Don't you guys have them 99 cent Whoppers?" -- Asked of a Taco Bell cashier.
  • "This is to go." -- Commonly said by customers at drive-through windows.
  • "I'd like a large Pepsi pizza." -- A customer ordering pizza over the phone. After saying this, the customer was heard saying to someone else with him, "Wait, Chuck, is that right?"

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