- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
- Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste by their actions.
- You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
- Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
- You can tell if somebody is British because they will be wearing a bow tie.
- When driving a car it is normal to look not at the road but at the person sitting beside you or in the back seat for the entire journey.
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