Wednesday, July 6, 2011

YOU'RE NOT A KID ANYMORE WHEN...

 

  • Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make whoopee" and you answer "Pick one, I can't do both!"
  • You enjoy watching the washer and dryer in action.
  • You stop lying about your age and you start bragging about it.
  • Your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes, but you're barefoot.
  • You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
  • You're cautioned to "slow down" - not by the police but by your doctor!
  • You are getting a little action today - but that means the fibre is working.
  • You think "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

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