- Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make whoopee" and you answer "Pick one, I can't do both!"
- You enjoy watching the washer and dryer in action.
- You stop lying about your age and you start bragging about it.
- Your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes, but you're barefoot.
- You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
- You're cautioned to "slow down" - not by the police but by your doctor!
- You are getting a little action today - but that means the fibre is working.
- You think "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
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