Sunday, July 10, 2011

YOU'RE NOT A KID ANYMORE WHEN...

 

  • You think an "all-nighter" is not having to get up to pee.
  • A sexy woman walks by and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
  • You're the life of the party, even if it lasts until 8 PM.
  • You're smiling all the time because you can't hear a thing anyone is saying.
  • You're very good at telling stories over and over and over and over.
  • You're aware that other people's grandchildren are not as cute as yours.
  • You're very good at opening childproof caps (with a hammer).
  • You're not grouchy; you just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, and politicians.

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