Monday, August 15, 2011

MORE MURPHY’S LAWS

 

  • The chance a copy machine will brake down is proportional to the importance of the material that needs to be copied and inversely proportional to the amount of time till the material will be needed.
  • Maintenance department neglect customer's complains till it starts installations in customer's new projects.
  • Murphy's Law on HVAC systems:
    An HVAC (Heating Ventilating and Air Conditioning) engineering firm, will invariably lease office space in a building with a lousy HVAC system.
  • The probability any machine breaks down increases with the importance of expected visit.
  • if it works in theory, it won't work in practice. If it works in practice it won't work in theory.
  • Research Law: No matter how clever and complete your research is, there is always someone who knows more.
  • Somers' Law of Repair:
    No part ever fails where you can reach it, or where there is enough light to see how to replace it
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