Wednesday, August 24, 2011

MORE MURPHY’S LAWS

 

 

  • Any tool dropped will fall where it can cause the most damage.
  • Any wire cut to length will be too short.
  • Equivalent replacement parts aren't.
  • When you finally update to a new technology, is when everyone stop supporting it.
  • Interchangeable parts aren't.
  • The proposed size of any project is inversely proportional to the size the project will eventually become. Corollary: Any project that can consume more resources before reaching it's final state will do so. This will happen faster than you think. Also, the investors will not be happy.
  • The less intelligent the idea, and the person stating it, the more likely it will be funded.

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