Monday, August 29, 2011

MORE ODD DEFINITIONS

 

Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.

  • Bungee Jumping: Suicide, with strings attached
  • Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
  • Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.
  • Carpetuation: The act of (when vacuuming) running over a piece of string at least a dozen times, bending over, picking it up, examining it and then dropping it again to let the vacuum have another chance.
  • Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
  • Caterpallor: The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
  • Chickens: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
  • Claustrophobia: The fear of Santa Claus.
  • Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

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