Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.
- Bungee Jumping: Suicide, with strings attached
- Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
- Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.
- Carpetuation: The act of (when vacuuming) running over a piece of string at least a dozen times, bending over, picking it up, examining it and then dropping it again to let the vacuum have another chance.
- Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
- Caterpallor: The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
- Chickens: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
- Claustrophobia: The fear of Santa Claus.
- Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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