Tuesday, August 9, 2011

MORE SELF ANNIHILATING SENTENCES

 

Are you ever stuck for words or in need of a way out of a tricky conversation? Not any more – ‘Self-Annihilating Sentences‘ are the perfect get-out clause which will instantly put an end to any argumentative or stagnant discourse!

  • The only subway car fit to travel is a private one.
  • Just because I have nothing to say is no reason why you shouldn't listen.
  • How do you expect me to do something original if you won't tell me what?
  • The last time I took advice, it only worked because I changed it.
  • How do you expect me to ignore you when you're never around?
  • Health foods make me sick.
  • I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.

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