I'd love to, but...
- I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
- I'm having all my plants neutered.
- People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
- I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
- I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator."
- I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
- My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
- I'm touring China with a wok band.
- My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
- I never go out on days that end in "Y."
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