Friday, September 16, 2011

MORE SELF ANNIHILATING SENTENCES

 

Are you ever stuck for words or in need of a way out of a tricky conversation? Not any more – ‘Self-Annihilating Sentences‘ are the perfect get-out clause which will instantly put an end to any argumentative or stagnant discourse!

 

  • Include me out!
    ---Samuel Goldwyn
  • Let us do for a second time what we refused to do at first. This will avoid setting a precedent.
  • I would much rather prefer to be non-committal.
  • We can't get a volunteer army unless we draft it.
  • We must find a general representative for the mavericks.
  • Having lost sight of our goal, we must redouble our efforts.
  • Since the quorum lacks five members, we must adjourn this meeting.
  • Our inequities must be equally shared.
  • We will proceed on the assumption that nothing will be done.
  • I will now predict an unanticipated result.

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