Are you ever stuck for words or in need of a way out of a tricky conversation? Not any more – ‘Self-Annihilating Sentences‘ are the perfect get-out clause which will instantly put an end to any argumentative or stagnant discourse!
- Be consistent, or be inconsistent; but don't vacillate.
- We have a general rule that each case be handled differently.
- We must be decisive, but on the other hand...
- Your job is to discover independently and prove scientifically that my product is the best on the market.
- You will do original basic research, and you'll do it in the area I tell you to, or I'll know the reason why!
- Don't forget to return before you leave.
- Destroy before reading.
- When I want your opinion, I'll tell you what to say.
- What transpires at this meeting must not leak out.
- Wake up, it's time for your sleeping pill.
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