Friday, October 14, 2011

MORE SELF ANNIHILATING SENTENCES

 

Are you ever stuck for words or in need of a way out of a tricky conversation? Not any more – ‘Self-Annihilating Sentences‘ are the perfect get-out clause which will instantly put an end to any argumentative or stagnant discourse!

  • You may steal this from me.
  • Henceforth, you will keep your communications to yourself.
  • This bridge must be gapped!
  • Authorized parking is forbidden!
  • Be brief, no matter how long it takes.
  • Get with it! Become alienated!
  • Men, women, and children first.
  • A preposition must not be used to end a sentence with.
  • This exercise demands intense relaxation.
  • Be different, conform!

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