Saturday, October 22, 2011

MORE SELF ANNIHILATING SENTENCES

 

Are you ever stuck for words or in need of a way out of a tricky conversation? Not any more – ‘Self-Annihilating Sentences‘ are the perfect get-out clause which will instantly put an end to any argumentative or stagnant discourse!

 

  • Disregard any further announcements; disregard any further announcements.
  • In restrictive clauses, "that"is that word which should be used instead of "which".
  • Never say "never."
  • To be read by unauthorized people only.
  • Whether you mean it or not, be sincere!
  • No one can complain who has not been lost and never heard of again.
  • It pays to buy things you dislike. They last much longer.
  • If you don't know, why ask?
  • Be realistic! Ask the impossible!
  • Research administrators should support artificial intelligence. After all, what have they to lose?

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