Saturday, October 29, 2011

MORE SELF ANNIHILATING SENTENCES

 

Are you ever stuck for words or in need of a way out of a tricky conversation? Not any more – ‘Self-Annihilating Sentences‘ are the perfect get-out clause which will instantly put an end to any argumentative or stagnant discourse!

  • Food ration cards must be tasteful.
  • Don't give up hope. There's a chance the inevitable won't happen.
  • If you want to be certain about the unpredictable, use statistics.
  • The probability is one, but don't count on it.
  • The best time to do a full day's shopping is in the morning.
    The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
    ---W.C. Fields
  • If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
  • It's a great activity for someone who doesn't have to do it.
  • Precision is a fuzzy concept.
  • Every ambitious man should be modest.
  • No more wine or women, but you may sing all you want to.

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