Monday, October 10, 2011

MORE WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER

 

“Life get’s tedious don’t it” sang Carson Robinson in the 1940’s. Ordering pizza can be so repetitious ... so .... put some fun into it!

 

  • Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."
  • Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
  • If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
  • Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
  • Try to talk while drinking something.
  • Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . .. action!"
  • Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
  • Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
  • Be vague in your order.
  • When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

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