“Life get’s tedious don’t it” sang Carson Robinson in the 1940’s. Ordering pizza can be so repetitious ... so .... put some fun into it!
- Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."
- Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
- If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
- Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
- Try to talk while drinking something.
- Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . .. action!"
- Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
- Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
- Be vague in your order.
- When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
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