“Life get’s tedious don’t it” sang Carson Robinson in the 1940’s. Ordering pizza can be so repetitious ... so .... put some fun into it!
- Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
- Put them on hold.
- Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
- Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."
- Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
- When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
- When you’ve given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
- Haggle.
- Order a one-inch pizza.
- Order term life insurance.
- When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
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