Friday, October 21, 2011

THINGS NOT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY

 

 

  • This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
  • Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
  • Ya know, there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.
  • Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
  • Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
  • What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
  • FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
  • Darn! Page 147 of the manual is missing!

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