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You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
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You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
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You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
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You get drunk just so you can sober up.
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You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
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Your Thermos is on wheels.
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Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
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You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
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You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
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You short out motion detectors.
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You have a conniption over spilled milk.
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