Friday, October 28, 2011

YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN...

 

  • You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
  • Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
  • You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
  • You don't tan, you roast.
  • You don't get mad, you get steamed.
  • Your three favourite things in life are...coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.
  • Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.

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