Saturday, October 15, 2011

YOU KNOW YOU ARE AT UNIVERSITY WHEN ...

 

  • Certain things are now deemed “Facebook worthy.” When friends take pictures of you, you wonder how long it will take them to post them.
  • You’ve seen a hit and run involving a bicyclist/pedestrian.
  • You see people you know you’ve met but can never remember their names or how you know them.
  • You sleep more in class than in your room
  • Your idea of a square meal is a box of Pop-Tarts.
  • You’ve travelled with bags of dirty clothes.
  • You go home to do your laundry because you’re too poor to pay the $2… or too lazy to go to a change machine.
  • You pay $100 for a book you don’t read once, return it four months later, and get $7.
  • More than 20% of your household furnishings are made from milk crates.
  • You recognize the meat in the dorm soup as yesterday’s meatloaf, and thus decide to eat a nice bowl of cereal – a safe bet for any meal

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