- Bicycles don’t seem as lame as they did in high school.
- You stay up late to finish homework then sleep through the class in which it was due.
- Girls: You’ve balanced your foot on a shampoo bottle to shave.
- Your backpack is giving you scoliosis.
- You’ve written a check for 45 cents or stopped to get $2.00 of gas.
- Your bill in the bookstore will be comparable to tuition.
- Going to the mailbox becomes an ego booster/breaker.
- Most of your T.A.’s are foreign…what’s the deal?
- You never realized so many people are smarter than you.
- You never realized so many people are dumber than you.
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