Sunday, October 30, 2011

YOU KNOW YOU ARE AT UNIVERSITY WHEN ...

 

  • Bicycles don’t seem as lame as they did in high school.
  • You stay up late to finish homework then sleep through the class in which it was due.
  • Girls: You’ve balanced your foot on a shampoo bottle to shave.
  • Your backpack is giving you scoliosis.
  • You’ve written a check for 45 cents or stopped to get $2.00 of gas.
  • Your bill in the bookstore will be comparable to tuition.
  • Going to the mailbox becomes an ego booster/breaker.
  • Most of your T.A.’s are foreign…what’s the deal?
  • You never realized so many people are smarter than you.
  • You never realized so many people are dumber than you.

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