- Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.
- There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.
- Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.
- Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please?
- Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
- If at first you don't succeed, try left field.
- When at the window at the unemployment office, loudly say, "I didn't get to where I am today by listening to people like you!"
- Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
- I got some new underwear yesterday. Well, it was new to me.
- If #2 pencils are the most popular, are they still #2?
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