Friday, November 4, 2011

MORE WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER

 
“Life get’s tedious don’t it” sang Carson Robinson in the 1940’s. Ordering pizza can be so repetitious ... so .... put some fun into it!
 
  • Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.
  • Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
  • While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
  • Engage in some serious swapping.
  • Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
  • Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
  • If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
  • Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
  • Order a steamed pizza.
  • Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up.


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