- McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know
- Ditto Tarzan
- No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water
- Pool filters do not like Jello
- VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches, even though TV commercials show they do
- Garbage bags do not make good parachutes
- Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving
- You probably do not want to know what that odour is
- Always look in the oven before you turn it on
- Plastic toys do not like ovens
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