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There is no such thing as child-proofing your house
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If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite
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A 4 years olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant
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If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room
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Baseballs make marks on ceilings
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You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on
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When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit
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A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan
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When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'Uh-oh,' it's already too late
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