Thursday, December 15, 2011

IRREFUTABLE LAW’S OF NATURE

 

  • Law  of Mechanical Repair - After  your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to  itch and you'll have to pee.
  • Law  of Gravity - Any  tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least  accessible corner.
  • Law  of Probability -The  probability of being watched is directly proportional to the  stupidity of your act
  • Law  of Random Numbers -  If  you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and  someone always answers.
  • Law  of the Alibi - If  you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a  flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat  tyre.
  • Variation  Law - If  you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will  always move faster than the one you are in now (works every  time).
  • Law  of the Bath - When  the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone  rings.

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