Monday, December 12, 2011

MORE BUMPER WISDOM

 

  • If you observe this vehicle being operated in an unsafe manner, please try to think of it as one more anomaly in the cosmic order.
  • If God is within, I hope he likes enchiladas!
  • So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
  • Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister.
  • I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!
  • Life is too short to worry about how short life is.
  • Excess is never too much in moderation.

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