- Conserve toilet paper - use both sides.
- My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in most states.
- To err is human, to moo bovine.
- Think globally, Act galactic ally.
- My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the voices in my head say I should stay home and lean my guns.
- Iambic pentameter in motion.
- If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
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