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Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
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That guy is so old he shops at EXTREMELY Old Navy.
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Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.
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Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
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If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
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In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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If you really love someone, throw the ball and say "Fetch!"
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If you think you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?"
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