Thursday, December 1, 2011

MORE SELF ANNIHILATING SENTENCES

 

Are you ever stuck for words or in need of a way out of a tricky conversation? Not any more – ‘Self-Annihilating Sentences‘ are the perfect get-out clause which will instantly put an end to any argumentative or stagnant discourse!

 

  • It's frightening to think of how many things were completely useless until they were discovered!
  • Any dope can have a high I.Q.
  • In absolute monarchy, any leader can be a fool, but in absolute democracy, any fool can be a leader.
  • Confusion is understandable; it is understanding that is confusing.
  • We have developed a tradition in the arts in which every worth-while work is ground-breaking.
  • Only variables remain constant.
  • Whatever the reason, that's why they do it.
  • A profession is stable only if its problems are unsolvable; otherwise it gives way to technological obsolescence.
  • He claims he knew her before she was a virgin.
  • Statistics show that statistics can't be trusted.

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