Friday, December 9, 2011

MORE SELF ANNIHILATING SENTENCES

 

Are you ever stuck for words or in need of a way out of a tricky conversation? Not any more – ‘Self-Annihilating Sentences‘ are the perfect get-out clause which will instantly put an end to any argumentative or stagnant discourse!

  • No University can maintain a shred of unity unless its professors continue to argue.
  • An unexpected effect that universal education has on the labour market: ignorance has become so rare that it commands a high salary.
  • In the U.S. the only ones who know their place are at the top.
  • When it comes to giving, some men stop at nothing.
  • It's amazing how we can do things simultaneously, like talking and not listening.
  • If you're not behind in your work, you're just not moving ahead.
  • Every outstanding person is misunderstood.
  • Competition for the apathy prize is keen.
  • Everybody is discriminated against equally.
  • Nostalgia is the wave of the future.

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